Category Archives: Life in general

Nuttin’ honey…

I just spent the last three hours editing a legal magazine (it’s as thrilling, and interesting, as you assume) and I’m going to spend the next couple hours laying out a newsletter for an IT department (actually way more interesting that it sounds) so I got nothing in my head to share with you but this rambling, run-on sentence.

And this: tomorrow (or today as the case may be) is MOPS and I’m lined up to help bring brunch and I decided to do make-your-own breakfast burritos (an idea I totally stole from someone who did it last year) but I’m making oven-baked scrambled eggs to use in them. Here’s hoping they turn out (I did a test-run tonight that seemed perfectly tasty, so there’s that).

Oh, and I have this for you… Jack has started an adorable habit of running into the room and exclaiming, “I’ve got to tell you somefing (sic), mom!” And I think maybe he’s going to spout out some deep, meaningful sentence but like a typical man, he stares at the food on top of our fridge and says, “I want somefing (sic)… I fink I want a ‘nack.”

And it’s December. Yes, it is.

More laughable search terms

And now for a little humor… back in August I did a Top Ten Tuesday featuring my favorite amusing search terms that have led to my blog, here are some more for your (and my) entertainment:

  • lists of observations to elderly | I just can’t figure this one out
  • rachel bilson as a doctor laughable | it appears that I’m not the only one who saw The OC
  • long second toe(s) | my toes are real, people, and very long
  • bradley cooper on his favorite animal | not sure if they were looking for an article with Bradley Cooper talking about his favorite animal or a photo of him on his favorite animal, either way, barking up the wrong tree
  • bungee cord parenting | a new extreme sport or parenting method?
  • tv show felicity who was stabbed? | I’d love to tell you, because I think someone was, but I can’t for the life of me find the answer by Googling it, ironic.
  • god’s apple orchard | that would be heaven
  • what does “take a louie” mean? | turn left
  • lentil stew made for jesus | I did not make my lentil stew for Jesus (though it is good), I also did not know Jesus was partial to lentil stew or that the Bible talked about particular recipes
  • cakes saying liam | I can’t figure out why someone would search for this as it’s not like it’s a specific design/decoration and if they are using the search term, obviously they know how to spell the name; also this makes me laugh to think of a cake audibly saying “Liam” that would be awesome

Top searches:

  • ememby/www.ememby.wordpress.com | this warms my heart because it means people are searching specifically for ME and my blog, we’re going to believe that they are all normal people and none of them are scary stalkers (remember, I have a huge, scary dog)
  • lightning mcqueen cake (+ a misguided “speedy” mcqueen cake) | for other mothers of boys who love Lightning McQueen, here’s a link to that post
  • hypercolor clothes | we are apparently reliving our glory days on the internet
  • roll em ferndock | again this just boggles my mind because it’s a pretty specific, random phrase, one I thought my dad completely made up
  • something about bungee cords and childproofing | makes me glad to know I’m not the only “creative” parent out there – and by creative, I mean desperate
  • something about beating up famous people/celebrities | aren’t some celebrities just so annoying? In case you missed it, here’s my list of celebrities I’d like to beat up… and to counter that, celebrities I’ve wanted to marry

Also laughable… we leave for Australia a month from today and before that happens we have Christmas, my office is moving and a large handful of holiday gatherings are on the calendar. Ha, ha…

ha, ha.

What I have to be thankful for…

I’m not quite done with thankfulness it seems… I wanted to take a timeout from a top ten tuesday list and talk about something else.

While it was a great weekend (what weekend isn’t great that last five days), this past weekend definitely had its share of frustrations because that’s life. There were little annoyances with strangers at stores, other drivers on the road, children of mine and yes, husbands of mine as well. But something else puts things into perspective, my parents’ pastor’s sermon on Sunday was from a series entitled, “The God Who Called Me” and was about the examples in our lives that shape our stories, our faith. Clay talked about the people in his life who shaped his faith and ministry, about those people in his life who spoke truth and who are authentic (especially poignant as he is wrapping up his ministry career next week). One of the people he spoke about is a woman who has been going to the church for years and for as long as I can remember she’s been in a motorized wheelchair, less and less able to move. She has MS and over time it has taken so much of her physical body from her and caused her much pain, and now her voice has also gone as the disease has impacted her lungs and weakened her so much that she can’t speak above a whisper. Clay said that she said that she didn’t mind losing her voice as it gave her more time to pray. As I left church Sunday, there she was in her wheelchair, reclined back and unmoving, waiting for her husband to get her (I’m guessing). I can’t get that image out of my mind.

And then the woman sitting in front of us in church is fighting a battle against brain cancer, living on truly borrowed time and still there on Sunday, worshipping and not giving up. Her oldest daughter was a year or two younger than me so we were together in youth group and I’ve talked with her from time to time. During the greeting, she turned and shook my hand and said, “It’s so good to see you.” And I responded likewise and in that moment, I felt the depth of those words; more than the cursory, “Good to see yous…” because each time I do see her and she sees me, it might be the last because that’s what borrowed time means – that you aren’t assured anything. That you appreciate every moment, that you are thankful for every thing. Because what you have are those moments those and hopefully a peace about what is to come.

My dad said when we were at home, it makes you realize how trivial those things are that you complain about – for him he was thinking about the lingering pain and frustration after his knee replacement – because really, it can be worse. And yet we still complain, because we know what we know. But I’d like to take another moment to remember what we have to be thankful for – for things big and small. We still have our lives and our families. We can still enjoy Diet Coke and cinnamon rolls (irony aside). We are blessed beyond measure. And I personally am loved so very much. And I am so very thankful.

Random Thoughts… Post Thanksgiving

A random download of things that have gone through my mind lately and a catch up of the weekend:

  • Big cats like lions and tigers really freak me out. Even at the zoo when they are behind impenetrable glass, I get the shivers. There is a chewing gum commercial on TV right now that a tiger pops up in and when I see it, I almost have to turn the channel. No thank you. [Jonna – I do not know how you live on a game preserve – fence or not – with lions running around.]
  • Of course, I’m also freaked out my squirrels and bats. And icebergs – though I’ve never seen one in person.
  • I think we need a TV in the basement, I find that I stop what I’m doing on the elliptical more out of boredom than out of being too tired to keep going (which is a nice problem to have) but I think if I was watching something, it would be different. But if there was a TV, Jack would unceasingly request for the channel to be turned to Nick Jr. (or Noggin as he calls it because that’s what Liam calls it since it used to be called Noggin and then they changed the name – why?).
  • A few weeks ago I had delicious gluten-free food for dinner with the girls so I could split pasta and pizza with Sandy – I did not miss the gluten at all and the crust was so good, I would pick that over regular crust any day!
  • I managed the impossible – despite my recent plateau, I LOST weight over Thanksgiving weekend! I will not think too hard on how this is possible considering I ate more than my fair share of stuffing and cinnamon rolls.
  • I think we need to wean Liam off the Wii – on days when he doesn’t get to play it, he bursts into tears and pleads to get to play – this is not great.
  • I’d love to be able to wean Jack off of picky eating but that is so not going to happen. Strangely he likes dried carrots chips, Vegemite on toast and apples – three things I would not have expected he would touch with a ten-foot pole (let alone allow them near his mouth) since he dislikes things like cheese, homemade strawberry jam and ice cream. Jack is an enigma.
  • We had Liam’s first semester conferences recently – we were eager to hear what his teacher had to say about him. Overall he’s good kid, a good helper who just needs to work on his listening skills (surprise). It was interesting to hear that while he doesn’t always have the confidence to come up with his own spellings for words (he quite happily copies down what the teacher has written), when pushed, he has no qualms writing down a word even when he knows it’s not spelled correctly. I have no idea what that means, but the teacher pointed it out.
  • On a related note to the above, Liam said out of the blue today, “Mrs. A. is just so sweet.” Kindergarten teachers are the most wonderful people in the world, even Liam knows it.
  •  I’m trying really hard to see Piper Pearabo as a CIA agent – but she’ll always be the girl from Coyote Ugly to me; strangely I don’t have that same problem with Maria Bello and her new show – though apparently other people do since Prime Suspect is being cancelled – boo on that.
  • My mom would also like you to know that I am not an alcoholic even though I mentioned drinking three times in a recent post about my weekend away. So, I’m not an alcoholic, I’m too Dutch and too cheap for that to be a problem, I’m just a mom who enjoys a little down time.
  • IKEA is a crazy place to be on Thanksgiving weekend, but so are Kohl’s and Target – but at least I did my parent to stimulate the economy. And I have to say, even though it’s crazy, I much preferred shopping at midnight than at 4 a.m. and I got all my Christmas shopping DONE.
  • Our long weekend was fantabulous – we had the perfect mix of family time with shopping, friend and down time. Plus good food every day.
  • We caught up with my former [Chicago] roommate and her family on Saturday and Liam was disappointed to learn that we’d be hanging out with girls but quickly changed his tune when he discovered that Elena likes to play Legos and the Wii – he’s asked to have her come over at least 6 times since we left their house. Jack occupied himself with play dough for nearly an hour and just when we were wondering what happened to our kid, he pulled a couple of ornaments off their tree and threw them back into the branches.
  • Liam had two zingers over the weekend. The first, “My grandparents used to be new but now they are old.” The second, after being reminded to go easy on grandpa because of his knee still healing, “Why couldn’t grandma be the one to have her knee fixed?”
  • One of the pastors I grew up with is retiring from my parents’ church this coming weekend and we are planning on going back for the service but hearing his sermon on Sunday about brought me to tears so clearly I will need to bring tissues. And also, goodbyes are the things that make me cry.

Thankful

Come, let us sing for joy to the LORD; let us shout aloud to the
Rock of our salvation.  Let us come before him with
thanksgiving and extol him with music and song.

Psalm 95: 1-2

Let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts, since as members of one body you were called to peace. And be thankful. Let the message of Christ dwell among you richly as you teach and admonish one another with all wisdom through psalms, hymns, and songs from the Spirit, singing to God with gratitude in your hearts.
Colossians 3:15-16