Category Archives: Life in general

We camped…

As noted, the little boys and I camped out last Friday night. My friend Stef, whose backyard I was sleeping in, was kind enough to share some photos so you can see more than my blurry Droid photo from Instagram (which incidentally, I always type as Instragram). I simply adore the above photo… only could have been better if Simon was with us (alas, he had to work and get up early the next morning to watch rugby). Next up in the adoration list are the comments I got on my FB status update from the backyard (I love modern technology and being able to FB, watch movies and check weather from a tent; that is my kind of camping – also my kind of camping: air mattresses. We have an aerobed that inflates itself and once the guys got the tent up, I put the mattress in and turned it on and someone commented, “That’s the sound of Michelle camping.” Darn right.) But back to the FB commentary… nothing like promoting something you are doing and then having people tell you that you are awesome to make you feel, well, awesome – thanks friends. Winning comment goes to Stef whose two-part comment read: “I sound like a terrible friend. A terribly warm friend.” After that and our text exchange, one would wonder why we are friends – I assure you, we are awesome together and share a love of good food, music and pop culture [see also: inappropriate humor].

It really wasn’t a terrible inconvenience and if we lived in an area where I felt comfortable sleeping out in our own backyard, I would buy a tent and do it more often with the boys because camping when there is a kitchen and bathroom a few yards away, not a big deal. More of a big deal is cold temperatures but while my nose was adversely effected, the boys were not at all cold and slept as comfy and cozy as normal. I did fear at one point that I might have smothered Jack with the air mattress but his head was just tucked under his pillow pet.

Prior to sleeping, we grilled out and made s’mores with our small group and had a blast. I won’t share all the photos but I will share my faves of my kiddos. Stef told Jack he could feel free to pee outside since he was going to be camping and to no ones surprise, he took her up on the offer (twice). She did get a great shot of him with pants dropped and a fern perfectly blocking his boy parts, but I’m not certain he would appreciate my sharing that on the blog (a private FB page is totally fine, however). But this shot, post-pee, is just too cute. Love that kid.

Also love this kid:


Liam was in his element, playing with pool noodles (and soccer).

Learning about fire from the men folk.

And light saber fighting with his buddies (I think it is adorable how my kids refer to the children of the people in our small group as their own small group).

Clearly, I was in my element as well, burning roasting marshmallows. I cannot look at this photo and not laugh (despite the unflattering chinnage/eye baggage).

Thanks to our friends for pulling together an impromptu evening that ended up being filled with wonderful memories!

Things I Hate

  • When I accidentally click on the wrong icon in my quick launch toolbar so then I have to wait for the program I didn’t want to load and open, only to shut it off again.
  • Diet Pepsi and restaurants that carry Pepsi products and suggest you get a Diet Pepsi when you’ve asked for a Diet Coke. No, Diet Pepsi is not a proper substitute for Diet Coke, I’d rather have a water (or an enema).
  • Autocorrect on my phone. I do not “live” my husband, I love him. I do not “flop flop,” I flip flop. No, I did not mean to randomly type “pneumonia” but instead meant “no one.” Ugh.
  • Cleaning urine off of various things in the bathroom thanks to boys and their bad aim.
  • The participants on the show The Bachelor Pad. I’ve never watched it but I know I would hate them, the clips I have seen look so annoying. In other reality show hatred, I really dislike that spazzy woman on one of the dance shows, Mary something-or-other, in real life I would be tempted to smack her when she started shrieking.
  • App updates in my news feed on Facebook.
  • Vague Facebook status updates, if you want to hint that something is going on then tell people what is going on, don’t go fishing for people to ask you what is going on.
  • When my can of Diet Coke runs out. Sad times.
  • When my children quickly do something so cute after doing something pure evil that I can’t help but smile or laugh at them. I hate missing out on righteous anger, can’t they give me that moment?
  • Overpriced food in restaurants. If I’m going to pay $40 for a steak, it better come wrapped in lobster and with a $20 gift card. And I should not have to pay extra for a dinner salad.
  • Having to pick up a soggy napkin/tissue/toilet paper to throw it away, even if it is just water.
  • The crunch of killing a bug.
  • Having my nose be cold – it’s quite pointy and sticks out there so it can get cold easily. [Side note: I ran into girl/woman I went to school with from 5th-12th grades and she said she recognized me from the side because of my nose. “That has to be Michelle.” I didn’t really know what to say to that. I don’t think it’s as noticeable as say, that girl who is married to the Jonas brother – Simon cannot let a preview for their E! show go by without commenting on her nose.]
  • Sweet pickles. Give me dill or give me nothing.
  • Parsley just sucks. Do not like.
  • People who don’t observe the rules of the road at four-way stops (we need more roundabouts like in Australia).

Thursday Randoms

According to my handy url generator, this is the fourth time I’ve written a post entitled Thursday Randoms, which is completely apropos of nothing, so there you have it, welcome to Thursday Randoms #4!

  • I had watermelon yesterday that made my mouth feel simultaneously wet and dry – why and how?
  • Also, who do I complain to when my “seedless” watermelon still has seeds, sure they are tiny, but I still don’t want to eat them.
  • My apologies if ever you see me on the road and I don’t notice you – I sat behind Heidi at a stop light yesterday, noticing the Taylor alumni license plate holder and M22 sticker – thinking both these things related to Heidi – and it wasn’t until we turned the corner and she turned onto her road that I realized it was indeed Heidi.
  • I had my blood drawn yesterday (blood tests for old people reasons like checking iron and cholesterol levels) and it made me wonder how many times phlebotomists have the same conversation in a day. Her: I can’t believe summer is almost done. Me: Me either… [ramble on about school starting.] Blood draw done. Her: You’re all set… Then the next person comes in and it starts again. I wonder if they decide at the beginning of each day what their leading question of the day will be.
  • We may or may not camp out Friday night in our friends’ backyard, depends on whether I can borrow a tent because I’m totally okay with a camp out, but I do require some sort of structure to sleep in.
  • Trying to figure out what activities my boys will do for the fall, which makes me just not want to do any activities… can someone please be my activities coordinator and just tell me when and where to show up?
  • It is mid-August. Crap. = The thought that runs through my mind at least five times a day.
  • I am trying some different salad toppings to mix things up (my life, it is exciting; you are jealous, I know), this week’s new additions: cracked hemp seed and alfalfa sprouts. My previous add-in was soybeans, love.
  • Based on the song Sitting, Waiting, Wishing by Jack Johnson, iTunes created a delightful Genius Mix that included Two Step (DMB), Sweetest Thing (U2), The Hardest Part (Coldplay) and Babylon (David Gray) and 46 other songs, none of them by women, except one by Feist, one by Regina Spektor and one by Colbie Caillat – that’s strange, right? [Please do not mention that it is strange that I noticed that.]
  • We attended a birthday party with slip and slides and a pool Tuesday evening, the boys had a blast, but apparently we need to reiterate to Jack that even though he is wet and wearing a swim suit, he shouldn’t just stand in people’s yards with his legs spread and announce he is peeing. And he most definitely shouldn’t do it three times.
  • Jack is totally the kid that people’s husbands love because he is pretty rough and tumble with a dose of impishness (people in general love Jack, but men don’t always particularly love other peoples’ kids); to wit, Tuesday night Jack got a 5-inch scrape on his stomach and got hit in the head with a contractor’s bucket that was dropped from the jungle gym and despite a few tears, he kept running around and making faces that cracked up Sandy’s husband. Nothing can keep that kid from going for the laugh.
  • My nephew, Mitch, is leaving for college… the very same nephew who puked on me within minutes of meeting me for the first time (for which I forgave him, hence yesterday’s pictures of my smitten stares) and thinking about it makes me tear up. Like real tears. Sniff… how can that boy be so old?
  • George has kept his scarf from grooming on for the past couple days and this morning I decided to mess with him a little and put in on him like a bonnet. He was not amused.

Music Monday: The Happy Edition

Because it’s a gloomy Monday and we need a little pep and because it’s not-so-baby Wesley’s first birthday, how about some happy music for Music Monday? [And also because I cleaned the disaster area that was existing under our basement steps and donated 6 bags of clothing – I win at the Olympic sport of spring clean up after massive procrastination.]

Wonder | Natalie Merchant – For Wesley


Be OK | Ingrid Michaelson – If ever you doubt yourself, listen to this song and you’ll remember that you’re going to be okay.


Merry Happy | Kate Nash – Put a little oomph in your step with this one.


Australia | The Shins – Had to pick this song for the name alone.


Upside Down | Jack Johnson – Johnson is the perfect pick-me-up for a rainy day.


Ants Marching | Dave Matthews – You can’t hear the intro violin (or would it be a fiddle in this case) and not smile, at least I can’t.

Instagram, week 18

Not many photos this week… Hope yours has been wonderful!
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My little owl, featured in a previous blog post, was part of Dooce’sDaily Chuck so I had to get a pic of it on my desk and on my computer screen… Guess we both purchase home decor accessories at Coldwater Creek.


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It rained this week and I opted to protect my hair with a scarf but ended up channeling a grandma more than anything… That’s okay, at least my hair-drying work wasn’t wasted.


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Jack has no trouble performing for the camera (though getting him to sit still to capture a clear image is more difficult, I have half a dozen or more of these in motion and blurry).


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I didn’t know Liam knew how to do this with his hands until he showed me over the weekend so I had to capture it on film (but of course).


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Jack enjoyed the frosting off this cupcake way more than he enjoyed the actual cake… And then he had the green *ahem* poop *ahem* to show for it.